You know those comic fans who take things way too seriously, and get incredibly analytical? And you know the ones who ask really bizarre and embarrassing questions about pointless things in these fantasy worlds? In public, at a convention? I want to be one of those.
I want to approach the DC Comics panel at a convention, and ask just such an uncomfortable question, but in a very long winded way, the punch of which comes at the very end.
"So, unless it was a common, traditional practice on the planet Krypton(which I'd personally find highly unlikely, given the overall pointlessness of the procedure even by modern Earth standards, and the advanced scientific understanding of Krypton), or the Kents happened to do the deed just before Earth's yellow sun altered his physiology to the point that the procedure would be impossible, it's fair to assume that Superman is uncircumcised, right? Like, in all likelihood?"
Or something like that.
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